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Disney Stories: Episode 13: Bye, Bye Vanessa!

(continued from episode 12)

(at vanessa`s house)

vanessa: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

vanessa`s mom: whats wrong honey?

(before vanessa could answer, vanessa`s mom saw a page of a newspaper written vanessa`s nude pictures, leaked!)

(vanessa cries)

vanessa`s mom: why, honey, why??

vanessa: its not my fault! i was depressed and needed to let out my inner self!

vanessa`s mom: taking pictures like that? thats your inner-self??

vanessa: no! i didnt put it in the internet or anywhere! i kept it in my diary!

vanessa`s mom: still, shame on you!! you are GROUNDED!

vanessa: no!!!!(cries)

(at zac`s house)

(zac was very disappointed)

zac: how could she?

zac: i cant believe her! she`s not like that….

zac: sigh… i guess i must do what i must… i cant love a person who`s like that!

(zac calls vanessa)

vanessa: hello?

zac:hello?

vanessa: zaccy cutey!

zac: how could you?? i thought you were innocent all this time!

vanessa: please dont say its over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zac: i must do what i must!

vanessa: no i`ll never do it again!

zac: its over!

vanessa: zac!! fine, i`ll love someone even cuter than you

zac: its time to go our own separate ways!

(they both hang up)

vanessa:HMPH!

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(zac calls ju)

zac: hello? ju?

ju: hey zac!

ju: im so sorry… i know…

zac: i broke up with her…

ju: so sorry…

zac: its ok. guess we werent meant to be together after all… she`s changed you know?

ju: yeah… poor you…

zac: but you know, it doesnt really hurt.

ju: why?

zac: maybe because there`s someone else in my life…

ju: oh really?

ju: and who is that?

zac: well, i dont know yet…..

ju: ok then…

zac: I was wondering if you wanted to…. go to the mall? get a drink?

ju: yeah, sure….i`d love to

(they go to the mall)

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Disney Stories: Episode 12: The Start Of Something New

(continued from episode 11)

(zac sees the girl`s name and phone number written on his palms)

zac: wow! how does she do that?

zac: her name`s Ju….

zac: her number`s 957789432!

zac: oh yeah! we shook hands!

(zac calls ju the next day)

zac: hello?

ju: so you found out the mystery huh?

zac: yup and it was an easy one too!

ju: (giggles) yeah..

zac: hey, so you wanna go to the coffee club? with me?

ju: well, we only met yesterday and your girlfriend wouldn`t like it.  right?

zac: she kissed a guy infront of me last week. and you think it`ll be not right just to go to a coffee club? and besides, you know me longer than i know you right? i can know more about you too!

ju: well….ok then.

zac: so, meet you there?

ju: ok then(giggles)

(they meet at the coffee club)

waitress: hey your zac efron!!! and looks like you`ve got a new girl!!!

zac: no, no… we`re just friends!

waitress: ok then(blinks). So, what do you love birds want?

ju: we`re just friends!

zac: (whispers) ignore her.

waitress: so, what do you guys want??

zac: go on, order. its on me.

ju: are you sure?
zac: i mean it.

ju: thank you!

ju: i`ll have a chocolate mocha drink please. what about you zac?

zac: i think i`ll have a cappucino ice- cream float.

waitress: ok. anything else?

zac: ju?

ju: that`s all

(the waitress leaves)

zac: so, tell me about yourself

ju: ok….. well, i love to sing and dance… im a cheerleader actually.

zac: really? i love cheerleaders! i mean, you know, not you know love , love… i mean i enjoy watching them do stunts you know?(clears throat)

ju: yeah, yeah… i know(giggles)

zac: so, where do you live?

ju: i live in beverly hills..

zac: me too! mine`s no 12

ju: mine`s 89…. i guess you could come visit me sometime…

zac: really? cool you too.

ju: i wonder why we dont meet.

zac: yeah

zac: (clears throat) so, do you, umm, have a….. umm…boyfriend? im just curious….

ju: (giggles) if i did, why would i be here with you?  i dont mean theres anything between us.

zac: oh really?(sounds relieved)

(at this moment, ju falls for zac.. and as you all know, zac already fell for her the moment he saw her)

(they talk for a long time)

ju: i guess we should get back now. my mom`s gonna be worried.

zac: yeah, mine too.

ju: now i have to call my mom or a taxi.

zac: wait! what about i give you a ride home?

ju: are you sure?

zac: well, why not?

ju: nah, i gave you enough trouble already…

zac: no you didnt. my treat. i`d love to give you a ride home… if you want.

ju: ok fine..

vanessa hudgens and Zac Efron

(zac drives ju home)

ju: this is me

zac: ok then… so see you later?

ju: yeah later! and thank you so much for everything!

zac: no problem… bye!

ju: bye!

(after ju enters her house, zac shouts yeah!)

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